The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing.
A couple is on a date at a fancy restaurant. My mother asked him what line he used on me, and my boyfriend replied, "I just used a modem".
My boyfriend and I met on the internet. Did you hear about the porcupine who was near-sighted? He fell in love with a pincushion. 
I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you. Eyesore who? Eyesore does love you a lot.
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